questions…

question 1: why does such a stupid post get so many comments?

question 2: does anyone else ever have dreams about comments & eprops?

question 3: why is there always one person who has the same taste in
players in my fantasy baseball league- and why does that one person
always pick one spot ahead of me?

question 4: how did i get so blessed to date such a beautiful girl?

question 5: why don’t i skip class more often?

question 6: How do i manage to waste so much time and get like nothing done each day?

question 7: Will anyone actually atempt to answer these question?

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7 thoughts on “questions…

  1. 1.  Stupid people + stupid blog = stupid comments
    2.  No, just you.
    3.  To keep you humble.
    4.  Because Jesus loves you.
    5.  Guilt.  And an inability to get what you want when you leave your house without knowing the language.
    6.  Because you are a procrastinator.  Embrace it, it’s who you are.
    7.  So that was a challenge, eh?  The answer is YES.  And I consider myself victorious.

  2. I came up with answers to all 7 questions, but then my internet connection went bad. I’m too lazy to answer them again.That girl in your picture is pretty hot. Why don’t you quit lying to us and put up a pic of your real girlfriend, and when you do that, give me the phone number of the girl in the pic.

  3. 1 – because this is xanga.  it’s not even real.2 – i’ve dreamt a lot about AIM, does that count as half?3 – because two people can easily have horrible taste.4 – apparently Dad loves you more than me.  haha.5 – i don’t know, but you should.  skipping class assures you that you still have some control.6 – you’re a productive procrastinator who loves people but won’t admit it.7 – i did.

  4. Answered in reverse order for affect…question 7: Will anyone actually atempt to answer these question?answer 1: I am making an attmept, let’s see if I’m successful.question 6: How do i manage to waste so much time and get like nothing done each day?answer 2: You lived with college students for too long. It’s in your blood now.question 5: why don’t i skip class more often?answer 3: You are always hoping that your class will somehow turn out to be as awesome as Math 216 with professor Paul ‘Peefhead’ Federbush, and that hope brings you in everyday.question 4: how did i get so blessed to date such a beautiful girl?answer 4: This is the most rediculous question of the bunch. Look at yourself. Good looking, sexy, good dresser, soul patch. The real question is, why didn’t someone snatch you up sooner?question 3: why is there always one person who has the same taste in players in my fantasy baseball league- and why does that one person always pick one spot ahead of me?answer 5: I take my last statement back. This is a rediculous question. People take players based on how good they are. It’s easy to tell how good baseball players are because Yahoo! ranks them. That means that everybody already knows who is good and will take those players as soon as they get an opportunity. What, you think the guy in front of you is going to take Gabe Kappler in the 3rd round? Of course not. Good players get drafted high. If you want to get all your favorite players, create a league with one team in it.question 2: does anyone else ever have dreams about comments & eprops?answer 6: I don’t. And that is a little creepy. How much time do you spend thinking about Xanga?question 1: why does such a stupid post get so many comments?answer 7: People like you mookie. And your email doesn’t work.

  5. I was going to answer them, but I don’t want to scroll all the way up to read them again. Oh wait, I’ll answer. The sovereignty of God.

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