the one with buttcheeks

buttcheeks are funny- in any context. You can’t read the word buttcheeks without laughing. You hear it, and you do a double-take.

In one sense, they can be sexy, but people use buttcheeks as a weapon of comedy. No one moons another person in hopes of attracting the other- it certainly is no pick-up move.

The other day i was telling people how one of my buttcheeks had fallen asleep. Christine claims this has never happened to her, but others concurred- buttcheeks can fall asleep. It is so weird when just one cheek falls asleep too.
What do you do? When a foot falls asleep, you shake it a lil, or stomp it out- but a buttcheek? Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake that booty, shake that booty.

booty is a funny word too.

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6 thoughts on “the one with buttcheeks

  1. don’t people know anything about bleacher butt?  your cheeks can for sure fall asleep… i hate that feeling because you’re right that there’s nothing you can do about it.

  2. so these two nurses were standing beside me having a serious conversation just now and I read the word buttcheeks and burst out laughing.  Very insensitive of me, but I couldn’t help it.  It’s a funny word.
    And I don’t see how in the world people can think they are sexy.  Even “good” butts look gross.  Think about it.  This is where poop comes out of.  Nasty.

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